
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72

Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48

Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69

Challenge accepted… SCORE 63

Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58

I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55

Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40

Timeout buddy. SCORE 25

Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95

This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39

Advanced Twitter SCORE 116

I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55

A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116

The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88

That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58

I GUESS SCORE 46

The life of a book. SCORE 74

Mama no. SCORE 52

Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74

*smol crunches* SCORE 38

Are you even real? SCORE 113

The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65

The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56

Walk and talk its. SCORE 73

Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49

+ cry. SCORE 119

Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39

James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106

Oh my lawd. SCORE 79

Inconceivable. SCORE 57

Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77