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Welcome%21+Our+Kinder+surrender+checkpoints+are+your+first+stop%2C+after+which+you+are+free+to+peruse+our+gun+dispensaries%26%238230%3B
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Easily+the+most+underrated+line.
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Nothing+like+a+good+trot+in+the+snow%26%238230%3B
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Challenge+accepted%26%238230%3B
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden+snack%3A+The+Banana+Eel%2C+named+for+its+coloration+and+markings+resembling+a+ripe+banana
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+not+know..
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Welp.+This+is+my+life+now.
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Timeout+buddy.
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Self+depracating+life+hacks.
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This+is+advanced+homelessness
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced+Twitter
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I+could+live+in+this+Matrix%26%238230%3B
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
A+lobsters+life+for+me%21
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The+beginning+of+a+beautiful+friendship.
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
The+8-pound+killing+machine
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
That%26%238217%3Bs+sure+one+way+of+putting+it%26%238230%3B
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
I+GUESS
I GUESS SCORE 46
The+life+of+a+book.
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Mama+no.
Mama no. SCORE 52
Washer%2Fdryer+combo+for+sale
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
%2Asmol+crunches%2A
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Are+you+even+real%3F
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The+Motel+6+will+provide.
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The+icon+Target+uses+for+onions+at+checkout
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Walk+and+talk+its.
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger%26%238217%3Bs+Tupperware
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
%2B+cry.
+ cry. SCORE 119
Protect+a+tree+with+the+corpses+of+his+dead+friends
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
James+Fridman+teaches+students+what+a+cool+teacher+should+look+like
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh+my+lawd.
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Inconceivable.
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Can%26%238217%3Bt+teach+an+old+lady+new+friends.
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
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A timeless quote that will never be forgotten. SCORE 16
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That'll teach her SCORE 146
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Taking Care Of The Dearest Friend SCORE 170
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Fortune Cookie SCORE 11
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