Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
A rare edit. SCORE 24
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Hello fren. SCORE 28
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Aawooof! SCORE 34
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44