The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 52
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I GUESS SCORE 45
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 118
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The life of a book. SCORE 74
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43