Slow Robot
Mama+no.
SCORE 51
Dammit%2C+life.
Dammit, life. SCORE 23
Just+gonna+leave+this+here+%26%238230%3B
Just gonna leave this here … SCORE 33
Your+arse%2C+I+will+boom%26%238230%3B
Your arse, I will boom… SCORE 29
Spoil+ya+mum%2C+from+time+to+time.
Spoil ya mum, from time to time. SCORE 35
Paper+beats+rock%3F
Paper beats rock? SCORE 35
There+was+an+attempt%26%238230%3B
There was an attempt… SCORE 35
Grans+protec
Grans protec SCORE 27
Rarely+trust+the+internet+people.
Rarely trust the internet people. SCORE 27
10%2F10+would+read+again.
10/10 would read again. SCORE 30
Back+to+basics%26%238230%3B
Back to basics… SCORE 28
The+First+Doge
The First Doge SCORE 25
OK+but+what+are+we+talking%26%238230%3B+Celsius%3F+Kelvin%3F%21
OK but what are we talking… Celsius? Kelvin?! SCORE 26
Persistent+bugger%26%238230%3B
Persistent bugger… SCORE 34
Get+in+loser%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+governing%21
Get in loser, we’re governing! SCORE 21
LOUD+NOISES%21
LOUD NOISES! SCORE 23
Who+could+even+think+of+such+a+thing+as+this%3F%21
Who could even think of such a thing as this?! SCORE 33
Gran+is+looking+fly%2C+these+days.
Gran is looking fly, these days. SCORE 37
Rigged+you+say%3F
Rigged you say? SCORE 27
%2ABonk%2A
*Bonk* SCORE 27
Totes+McGoats+by+Leslie+Knope
Totes McGoats by Leslie Knope SCORE 30
10th+century+Norway+knew.
10th century Norway knew. SCORE 37
When+assembling+your+dog%2C+be+sure+to+follow+the+instructions%26%238230%3B
When assembling your dog, be sure to follow the instructions… SCORE 24
You+are+the+flip+to+my+flop%26%238230%3B
You are the flip to my flop… SCORE 30
Thanks%2C+I+hate+Kirby+feet.
Thanks, I hate Kirby feet. SCORE 27
Such+is+life%26%238230%3B
Such is life… SCORE 28
Consider+the+upgrade
Consider the upgrade SCORE 28
Moves+like+Jager%26%238230%3B
Moves like Jager… SCORE 25
The+rarest+good+boi
The rarest good boi SCORE 31
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+looking+everywhere+for+you%26%238230%3B
I’ve been looking everywhere for you… SCORE 24
OK+but+what+about+your+venti+Starbucks+order%26%238230%3B
OK but what about your venti Starbucks order… SCORE 35
Become+one+with+the+seal+of+fluffyness.
Become one with the seal of fluffyness. SCORE 41
Those+bastards+lied+to+me.
Those bastards lied to me. SCORE 23
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