they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
clever girl SCORE 40
cats always come first SCORE 27
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
oh wow SCORE 48
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
so true SCORE 37
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
pebble and roll SCORE 65
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
must pet the pet SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
