Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
Finally… SCORE 13
The Xenostapler Is Scary SCORE 12
Saw Adam Sandler SCORE 11
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
So smooth SCORE 12
How’s Waldo? SCORE 10
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Important SCORE 12
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
I’m Quite Good At Petris SCORE 13
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Complete defeat SCORE 139
Most American things SCORE 5
Having children SCORE 2
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 110
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Please tell me I'm not the only one. SCORE 12
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
Oh God, Please Don’t Kiss Me SCORE 124
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -52
I Want To Look Like That SCORE 151
Why we are friends SCORE -5
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Then and now SCORE 136
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Labrador Thinks He’s A Kid SCORE 146
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
I feel IT SCORE 7
