the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
look at it SCORE 5
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
we out here vibing SCORE 37
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
living my best life SCORE 25
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
goth nerds SCORE 25
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
savage dad humor SCORE 13
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
my favorite genre SCORE 12
dude SCORE 39
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
not more than a day SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 18
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
goth pockets SCORE 4
true pet love SCORE 32
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
