is this satire? SCORE 14
a very small dog SCORE 14
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 15
cramps SCORE 8
it’s perfect SCORE 19
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
mooooo SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
supersize it SCORE -3
yes they are SCORE 7
you saw nothing! SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 8
what is this, pants? SCORE 21
friday is perfect actually SCORE 24
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 27
must. hold. it. together SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
slap them SCORE 10
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 16
onward, steed! SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 30
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 13
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
everything beagle SCORE 1
we dare you SCORE 10
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 18
