was that me? no way that was me SCORE 26
and the kid will still be up at 5 am SCORE 18
now I can sing along SCORE 6
when you’re trying to post on a meme site and it just isn’t working and you see the community come together and it makes you want to succeed even more SCORE 52
this is marriage SCORE 11
The ultimate loophole SCORE 8
pizza blanket SCORE 20
I-I-I’m n-n-not c-c-c-cold… SCORE 17
two baah or not tuba SCORE 19
my sharpest shoes SCORE 33
my time is soon SCORE 19
who said meal prepping was hard? SCORE 4
my biggest fantasy SCORE 27
magazine gaze SCORE 38
she’s been plotting ever since… SCORE 18
pushing your luck SCORE 27
weekend pajama adventure SCORE 23
Committing Pawjury SCORE 18
if only that was all SCORE 10
a can’t opener SCORE 16
rainbow death SCORE 31
there is no freedom from this SCORE 37
is this not normal? SCORE 74
i’m scary poppins, y’all SCORE 16
this, like the customers, didn’t age well SCORE 4
and all the bad floats away SCORE 15
a sibling rivalry SCORE 14
maybe English is my first half language… SCORE 24
sick of these fake fans SCORE 5
googles how to upgrade depression SCORE 35
the way to end the debate SCORE 24
wait a minute SCORE 16
