GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 444
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Batman? SCORE 138
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Uncanny SCORE 150
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
