Returned… SCORE 14
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Where they are now… SCORE 30
the good guy always finishes last SCORE 20
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
The manliest alphabet. SCORE 95
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
True story. SCORE 385
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
The Feels SCORE 14
Dem feels. SCORE 448
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
So close… SCORE 249
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
SONDER SCORE 21
Flight 772. SCORE 460
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
True desperation. SCORE 150
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
Spiders. SCORE 202
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Get in there! SCORE 9
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Exactly. SCORE 170
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
My workout routine. SCORE 10
Fat SCORE 493
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
