
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227

Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297

Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 187

Cats are jerks. SCORE 235

We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284

Metamorphosis. SCORE 308

Just Japan. SCORE 88

Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159

You know you do this too… SCORE 156

Forever alone. SCORE 268

Deal breaker. SCORE 368

Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184

Real food!!! SCORE 260

Totally worth it. SCORE 239

I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145

Kitty troll. SCORE 324

THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160

Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209

You’re doing it right. SCORE 195

All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214

I’m a jerk. SCORE 230

I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172

Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293

Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245

The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238

Discuss. SCORE -24

Checkmate. SCORE 412

I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284

Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323

Stupid Santa. SCORE 299

Ladies… SCORE 159

I’m just so happy… SCORE 188