Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
Perfect response. SCORE 108
Just one drink… SCORE 64
Love you, mom SCORE 122
A man and his dog SCORE 112
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
Hold the phone… SCORE 97
Extra SCORE 87
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Special Bug SCORE 79
Shoo SCORE 63
Always SCORE 175
This flower that looks like a small flame SCORE 105
This man must be stopped! SCORE 97
Please remain calm SCORE 155
Neighgativity SCORE 128
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 91
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
Nuns preaching the truth SCORE 73
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
All the way to California SCORE 107
Dogzilla SCORE 99
DONT FEED THE BEARS! SCORE 114
underrated SCORE 132
You always need more SCORE 61
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
Could you not? SCORE 193