I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
I didn’t think of that… SCORE 71
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Brofish SCORE 75
Coachella SCORE 55
Disappointment SCORE 50
I am hopeful SCORE 55
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Hey gurl SCORE 20
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 67
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
2meirl4meirl SCORE 64
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
