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I+was+not+great+at+counting%26%238230%3B
I was not great at counting… SCORE 24
Newspaper+delivery+boys.+Mexico+City+circa+1960.
Newspaper delivery boys. Mexico City circa 1960. SCORE 23
Looney+Tunes+is+on+HBO+Max%2C+BTW.
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
This+picture+has+been+banned+in+Italy.
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
Dandelions+of+Chernobyl%2C+probably.
Dandelions of Chernobyl, probably. SCORE 22
Ughhhh
Ughhhh SCORE 10
None+of+them+can+read%2C+btw.
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 33
Magnolia+Arkansas+seems+nice.
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
I+do+have+great+life+insurance%2C+why+do+you+ask%3F
I do have great life insurance, why do you ask? SCORE 22
Times+up%2C+get+out.
Times up, get out. SCORE 21
Japanese+Cheesecakes+Have+Bounce.
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 18
What+a+time+to+be+%28maybe%29+alive%21
What a time to be (maybe) alive! SCORE 27
The+Smocking+Gun
The Smocking Gun SCORE 31
CATVID-9
CATVID-9 SCORE 30
You+can+do+it+all+night+long%21
You can do it all night long! SCORE 19
I+do+not+believe+you.
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
PSA%2C+generally.
PSA, generally. SCORE 38
Concerned+Kermit.
Concerned Kermit. SCORE 35
First+they+came+for+the+syrup%2C+but+I+do+not+use+syrup
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
Welcome+to+the+party.
Welcome to the party. SCORE 41
dys%5Bfun%5Dction
dys[fun]ction SCORE 25
This+one+is+for+you%2C+bud.
This one is for you, bud. SCORE 30
Chase+has+crossed+the+%5Bred%5D+line.
Chase has crossed the [red] line. SCORE 27
McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+ice+cream+machine+is+finally+working%21%3F
McDonald’s ice cream machine is finally working!? SCORE 29
Grans+whom+collect.
Grans whom collect. SCORE 20
The+council+will+keep+an+eye+on+this+one%26%238230%3B
The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 30
Montana+is+lit+this+time+of+year.
Montana is lit this time of year. SCORE 28
Bury+My+Heart+at+Wounded+Knee
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee SCORE 37
It+is+a+start.
It is a start. SCORE 28
And+you+know+what%2C+Tom%3F+It%26%238217%3Bs+almost+enough.
And you know what, Tom? It’s almost enough. SCORE 32
OK+but+is+it+COVID%3F
OK but is it COVID? SCORE 30
Thank+you+for+the+clarification.
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
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A salt with a deadly weapon. SCORE 258
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Honey badger do care. SCORE 271
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Ethan, an autistic six year old, plays Piano Man. SCORE 161
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Baby sleep positions. SCORE 227
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