Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83