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When+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+afford+a+Roomba+but+you+can+afford+a+raccoon
Dolphins+fascinated+by+a+pair+of+visiting+squirrels.
Dolphins fascinated by a pair of visiting squirrels. SCORE 34
Rushing+a+massive+load+of+thoughts+and+prayers+to+the+local+hospital%26%238230%3B
Rushing a massive load of thoughts and prayers to the local hospital… SCORE 20
The+puma+will+inherit+the+earth.
The puma will inherit the earth. SCORE 28
Caaaaaarrrlllllll
Caaaaaarrrlllllll SCORE 23
I+made+a+huge+mistake%26%238230%3B
I made a huge mistake… SCORE 17
Emails+are+hard.
Emails are hard. SCORE 62
You+have+one+job+right+now%26%238230%3B
You have one job right now… SCORE 14
IT+GIVES+US+THE+BREAD
IT GIVES US THE BREAD SCORE 21
Something%26%238217%3Bs+not+right+here%26%238230%3B
Something’s not right here… SCORE 21
We%26%238217%3Bll+call+it%2C+the+zoomies.
We’ll call it, the zoomies. SCORE 43
UK%2C+Manchester+student+nurse+helping+NHS+with+critical+patients+suffering+COVID+19
UK, Manchester student nurse helping NHS with critical patients suffering COVID 19 SCORE 33
It%26%238217%3Bs+free+proteins%21
It’s free proteins! SCORE 34
Drinking+can+be+hard.
Drinking can be hard. SCORE 37
We+could+have+learn+the+ways+long+ago%26%238230%3B
We could have learn the ways long ago… SCORE 46
Truckers+gonna+truck.
Truckers gonna truck. SCORE 28
Oh+my+lawd%26%238230%3B
Oh my lawd… SCORE 33
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+bold+move%26%238230%3B
It’s a bold move… SCORE 20
Decisions+are+hard%26%238230%3B
Decisions are hard… SCORE 25
Big+Brother+is+Watching
Big Brother is Watching SCORE 28
But+that%26%238217%3Bs+exactly+what+we+did%26%238230%3B
But that’s exactly what we did… SCORE 30
Beware+a+well-informed+child.
Beware a well-informed child. SCORE 37
Come+bac+%3A%28
Come bac :( SCORE 26
Seems+like+a+plan%2C+at+least.
Seems like a plan, at least. SCORE 21
When+the+US+government+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+our+backs%2C+our+healthcare+workers+did.
When the US government didn’t have our backs, our healthcare workers did. SCORE 41
All+hail+the+vampire+queen.
All hail the vampire queen. SCORE 26
What+happens+in+quarantine+stays+in+quarantine.
What happens in quarantine stays in quarantine. SCORE 37
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 21
%2Apoke%2A
*poke* SCORE 31
Please+lay+off+the+flushing%26%238230%3B
Please lay off the flushing… SCORE 28
Landing+gear+after+an+emergency+landing
Landing gear after an emergency landing SCORE 31
WW2+Vet+is+ready+to+roll.
WW2 Vet is ready to roll. SCORE 33
Bring+Borders+Back%21
Bring Borders Back! SCORE 33
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Just+truck+stop+bathroom+things%26%238230%3B
Just truck stop bathroom things… SCORE 19
FIN
FIN SCORE 24
Deep+breaths%26%238230%3B
Deep breaths… SCORE 16
You%26%238217%3Bve+been+friendcanned%26%238230%3B
You’ve been friendcanned… SCORE 27
Wise+words+from+Creed
Wise words from Creed SCORE 20
Effort+was+spent%26%238230%3B
Effort was spent… SCORE 23
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