Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Did you know? SCORE 233
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
On the one hand. SCORE 126
I > You. SCORE 272
Hawkward. SCORE 270
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Do want. SCORE 248
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Every time. SCORE 182
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
It’s true. SCORE 208
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Oh really? SCORE 174
Every time… SCORE 142
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
How politics work. SCORE 298
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
YOLO. SCORE 128