don’t call, text instead SCORE 15
gaslighting cats SCORE 33
it came out of nowhere SCORE 25
heavy breathing SCORE 10
speed racer SCORE 16
forever lost at ikea SCORE 17
seven days to live SCORE 20
it all makes sense now SCORE 34
he’s a good boy at heart SCORE 12
they said the perfect chair doesn’t exist SCORE 15
plant curse protection SCORE 31
disco SCORE 18
car problems SCORE 27
engine trouble SCORE 23
pepperoni communion SCORE 15
sleeping positions are complicated SCORE 37
frenemies SCORE 18
he’s employee of the month! SCORE 43
keep off the grass SCORE 13
gotta teach ’em young SCORE 13
class is in session SCORE 19
there is no recovering from this SCORE 26
aging picasso SCORE 26
road work ahead SCORE 20
an angel SCORE 18
expedition bigfood SCORE 25
he’s ready to rumble SCORE 18
cask of amontillado SCORE 11
bird motivation SCORE 14
bye! SCORE 16
i really do SCORE 11
death nap SCORE 17
