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Crew+of+Ethiopian+Boeing+737+after+being+hit+by+swarm+of+grasshoppers+opened+the+cockpit+side+window+and+cleaned+the+windscreen+by+hand+at+8500+feet
I+could+work+from+home+in+this+household%26%238230%3B
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
That+does+put+a+smile+in+my+face%26%238230%3B
That does put a smile in my face… SCORE 29
Fashion+was%2C+different%26%238230%3B
Fashion was, different… SCORE 23
guess+what+day+it+is%3F
guess what day it is? SCORE 15
All+the+usual+suspects%26%238230%3B
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
Silence+of+the+year+of+the+rat%26%238230%3B
Silence of the year of the rat… SCORE 26
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 21
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want%26%238230%3B
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
Dark+White+is+best+white.
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
If+we+turn+off+the+lights+the+bombs+win%2C+people.
If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
Day+231..
Day 231.. SCORE 27
caaaOOOOkie+crisp.
caaaOOOOkie crisp. SCORE 29
OK+but+C20+is+looming+on+the+horizon%26%238230%3B
OK but C20 is looming on the horizon… SCORE 17
Get+your+foot+long%26%238230%3B
Get your foot long… SCORE 26
Hail+Dot.
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
Winter+is+looming.
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
Death+is+relative.
Death is relative. SCORE 26
Good+kijje+waits+for+the+flowers+to+fall+and+carefully+selects+the+best+ones+to+bring+as+gifts.
Good kijje waits for the flowers to fall and carefully selects the best ones to bring as gifts. SCORE 26
Look+at+them+there+smoke+stacks%21
Look at them there smoke stacks! SCORE 22
We+just+like+the+reading.
We just like the reading. SCORE 30
Follow+for+ultimate+quest.
Follow for ultimate quest. SCORE 29
That+is+the+quickest+math.
That is the quickest math. SCORE 23
The+most+contagious+falsehoods%2C+compiled.
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
Welcome+to+the+Lung+Cancer+Society
Welcome to the Lung Cancer Society SCORE 19
Kindergarten+was+pass%2Ffail.
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
would+let+your+kids+play+on+this%3F
would let your kids play on this? SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+float+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different float to it… SCORE 25
The+horses+are+coming+for+your+eggs.
The horses are coming for your eggs. SCORE 22
Noted%26%238230%3B
Noted… SCORE 31
Nobody+could+have+seen+this+coming%3F
Nobody could have seen this coming? SCORE 25
Crews+the+world.+Stand+with+Good.
Crews the world. Stand with Good. SCORE 28
Don%26%238217%3Bt+%40+me+%26%238211%3B+Christians%26%238230%3B
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
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Head+swapping+for+loot.
Head swapping for loot. SCORE 13
R+E+S+P+E+C+T
R E S P E C T SCORE 36
Chicken+tendies%21
Chicken tendies! SCORE 27
Gamers+know+the+struggle.
Gamers know the struggle. SCORE 34
Extreme+coziness+activated.
Extreme coziness activated. SCORE 33
Sir%2C+we+don%26%238217%3Bt+allow+your+kind+%5Bof+bowling%5D+%26%238217%3Bround+here.
Sir, we don’t allow your kind [of bowling] ’round here. SCORE 27
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