My wife is beautiful. SCORE 163
I can smell it SCORE 56
I’m just using it to help me quit reading. SCORE 74
Don’t fight it SCORE 87
Clever. I hadn’t heard this saying before but I like it. SCORE 169
Someone stop this man! SCORE 112
Pretty good marketing SCORE 114
Happy Monday. SCORE 84
The accountant SCORE 89
Words hurt SCORE 110
I Will Survive SCORE 92
My current position in life. SCORE 85
Spongebob reaches all generations SCORE 95
1 Easy step to be stress free SCORE 124
Talk about pick up lines SCORE 104
Oof SCORE 47
When your good deed backfires SCORE 186
Keanu Reeves can turn water into wine SCORE 90
Jewel popcorns SCORE 80
Poetic SCORE 250
New Zealand Winter Olympic Bobsled Team SCORE 78
Me at paint class SCORE 106
You can never be too careful SCORE 153
when you start talking to someone online SCORE 75
Hair noodle SCORE 63
Sleep with both eyes open. SCORE 170
Highschool…. SCORE 88
Itty bitty paper Ron SCORE 68
Style tips for men. SCORE 86
Evolution of the Internet SCORE 144
I’ve never been turned on by a statue before… SCORE 79
Never gets old SCORE 108
