it’s called fashun SCORE 22
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
cats always come first SCORE 27
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
5 days a week SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
bad ass SCORE 38
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
so true SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
must pet the pet SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
oh wow SCORE 48
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34