Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
+ cry. SCORE 119
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
I GUESS SCORE 46
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Mama no. SCORE 52
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
