he was trying his best SCORE 25
he drove himself, too SCORE 30
directed by peter jackson SCORE 23
safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
well this is awkward SCORE 20
duck disguise shirt SCORE 26
goomba on the roomba SCORE 26
the best email signature SCORE 27
farm emo SCORE 21
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system SCORE 18
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
how did it know???? SCORE 8
don’t parent with fear SCORE 40
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 31
bears playing human SCORE 23
oh the irony SCORE 28
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
what powers do you think he got? SCORE 22
okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10
ottoman empire SCORE 31
reverse mission trip SCORE 24
new motto SCORE 19
important enrichment time SCORE 11
had to do a double take SCORE 12
villain with a phd SCORE 42
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
floofy bootie SCORE 31
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34