Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Being sick. SCORE 140
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Seal SCORE 28
Genius. SCORE 145
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Accurate. SCORE 112
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Never forget. SCORE 159
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Burn! SCORE 216
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Burn! SCORE 249
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
