Where they are now… SCORE 30
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Basically. SCORE 171
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Get in there! SCORE 9
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
True story. SCORE 385
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
True desperation. SCORE 150
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Every time. SCORE 294
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Exactly. SCORE 170
The Feels SCORE 14
Dem feels. SCORE 448
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Returned… SCORE 14
Oh Google. SCORE 224