No, this is patrick SCORE 41
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s all good. SCORE 47
I would eat them. SCORE 39
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 18
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
treat? SCORE 25
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Kyle checking in. SCORE 29
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 26
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
