I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Says Kanye… SCORE -87
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 225
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 137
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Finally. SCORE 343
Punctuation matters SCORE 11
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 137
Accurate. SCORE 256
