
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10

One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6

ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0

The gun lamp. SCORE 54

Says Kanye… SCORE -87

Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 225

Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255

How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20

Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112

The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134

Guys listen… SCORE 170

Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10

I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64

Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145

Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162

Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114

Assassin Time. SCORE 102

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 137

Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160

World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57

A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63

How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134

Finally. SCORE 343

Punctuation matters SCORE 11

What patience looks like. SCORE 218

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191

Cat crazy. SCORE 99

China vs Germany SCORE 294

Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257

Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 137

Accurate. SCORE 256