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Gorilla+checks+out+pictures+of+himself+with+photographer.
I%26%238217%3Bm+sure+I+saw+a+mouse+up+here+somewhere%26%238230%3B
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
One+Ring+to+rule+them+all%26%238230%3B
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6
ACTUAL+BUTTERFACE.
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
The+gun+lamp.
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Says+Kanye%26%238230%3B
Says Kanye… SCORE -87
Gimme+all+yer+money%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+made+of+fire%21
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 225
Don%26%238217%3Bt+touch+my+cake
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
How+I+learned+to+mind+my+own+business
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Ten-foot+poles.
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The+most+unfortunate+inventor.
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Guys+listen%26%238230%3B
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Harry+Potters+IPhone
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+the+holidays%26%238230%3B+to+be+over.
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Unless+it%26%238217%3Bs+piss.
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Yes%2C+get+pizza.
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Oops%26%238230%3B+out+of+sexy%26%238230%3B
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Don%26%238217%3Bt+let+yesterday+use+up+too+much+of+today.
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Assassin+Time.
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Chocolate+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+ask+silly+questions.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 137
Hairdos+for+every+day.
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
World%26%238217%3Bs+best+analrapist+mug.
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57
A+tea+party+with+Alice.
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How+women+choose+shampoo+vs.+How+men+choose+shampoo.
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Finally.
Finally. SCORE 343
Punctuation+matters
Punctuation matters SCORE 11
What+patience+looks+like.
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
TEQUILA+MOCKINGBIRD
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Cat+crazy.
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
China+vs+Germany
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Bad+time+to+be+an+unstable+13+year+old+or+a+weird+mom.
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Sometimes+on+the+way+to+a+dream%26%238230%3B
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 137
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 256
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When+my+co-workers+are+talking+about+this+year%26%238217%3Bs+teambuilding+trip
When my co-workers are talking about this year’s teambuilding trip SCORE 63
Frida+the+rescue+dog+now+has+her+own+mural+in+Mexico+City.
Frida the rescue dog now has her own mural in Mexico City. SCORE 149
She+may+have+won+the+battle%2C+but+I+won+the+war.
She may have won the battle, but I won the war. SCORE 70
Same.
Same. SCORE 159
Dorsa+Derakhshani+plays+a+round+of+chess+in+St.+Louis+University%26%238217%3Bs+chess+practice+room.+The+Iranian+chess+federation+banned+her+for+not+wearing+a+hijab%2C+so+now+she+has+joined+the+U.S.+Chess+Federation.
Dorsa Derakhshani plays a round of chess in St. Louis University’s chess practice room. The Iranian chess federation banned her for not wearing a hijab, so now she has joined the U.S. Chess Federation. SCORE 159
Owl+mid+flight
Owl mid flight SCORE 119
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