Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 40
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
Reading problems. SCORE 31
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Safety first. SCORE 26
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
taxes SCORE 30
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
24hr time makes way more sense prove me wrong. SCORE 25
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
A Tribute to Bob Ross SCORE 25
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
