I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
I’m just so happy… SCORE 187
Forever alone. SCORE 267
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 237
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Ladies… SCORE 158
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Real food!!! SCORE 260
