How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
Come on Waiter Hurry and refill please SCORE 71
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
My brain. Gray matter with no gray area. SCORE 50
Short people problems SCORE 59
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 89
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
That ass is getting beat! SCORE 60
Alligator SCORE 80
Let him fight! SCORE 78
A group of vegans about to hatch. SCORE 69
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
I’m the boss around here…. SCORE 69
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
Shipwreck within a whale SCORE 84
Slightly miffed cat SCORE 50
"I’m sorry you have to deal with that" SCORE 93
Meep Meep, Meep SCORE 81
A candle that can burn 144 hours SCORE 80
Fire and Drawing. SCORE 109
In Every Painting Of Him I’ve Ever Seen… SCORE 75
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
The Socks George Bush Wore To His Wife’s Funeral SCORE 115
Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Life in 2017… SCORE 72
Trigonometry is hard guys. SCORE 73
Jessica SCORE 85
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
Cat Selfie SCORE 51