So you bought a new MacBook. SCORE 134
Seems legit. SCORE 88
Obama gets no respect. SCORE 350
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!? SCORE 5
Done and done. SCORE 199
I have no memory of these books SCORE -2
John Lemon. SCORE 4
The seven stages of the avocado. SCORE 157
I need this shirt. SCORE 157
Is your cat trying to kill you? SCORE 162
IT TICKLES SCORE 6
Will You, Taylor Swift? SCORE 14
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 232
Spider-Man!! SCORE 10
Converting novels into movies. SCORE 104
Crap!!! SCORE 166
Animals have amazing instincts. SCORE 144
The face you make when the person you hate is talking. SCORE 8
AW YEAH THAT MY GIRL SCORE 11
Me! pick me! ME ME ME ME ME!! SCORE 5
I’m not sure why this is… but it is. SCORE 151
My cat’s decision-making tree. SCORE 3
Simon says, “Go crazy!” SCORE 198
Crushes SCORE 223
Impressive… Almost. SCORE 168
They killed Kenny! SCORE 91
Friends. SCORE 147
DuSpanish SCORE 0
Outer space bath time! SCORE 161
Meanwhile, in Alaska. SCORE 260
How to relieve a panic attack. SCORE 286
Sorry, you didn’t make it into Heaven. SCORE 147
