
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35

I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 26

The same but different… SCORE 34

Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30

Till death. SCORE 39

Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20

The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57

Be kind to each other. SCORE 39

I’m too weak… SCORE 32

Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41

The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31

Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48

Moms may bite. SCORE 40

Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35

‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17

‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25

Fox loaves. SCORE 36

Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31

This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35

imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27

This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36

Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26

For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35

I would never put food down there… SCORE 23

Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31

What about second recess? SCORE 28

Got ‘eeem SCORE 27

I could listen to you all day. SCORE 26

Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21

There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18

Cute couple SCORE 33

Say meatball SCORE 36