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Size+matters.
SCORE 149
IT+GIVES+US+THE+BREAD
IT GIVES US THE BREAD SCORE 21
Please+lay+off+the+flushing%26%238230%3B
Please lay off the flushing… SCORE 28
you+do+the+thing+you+do%2C+love.
you do the thing you do, love. SCORE 27
Beware+a+well-informed+child.
Beware a well-informed child. SCORE 37
Big+Brother+is+Watching
Big Brother is Watching SCORE 28
Dolphins+fascinated+by+a+pair+of+visiting+squirrels.
Dolphins fascinated by a pair of visiting squirrels. SCORE 34
Drinking+can+be+hard.
Drinking can be hard. SCORE 37
%2Apoke%2A
*poke* SCORE 31
Landing+gear+after+an+emergency+landing
Landing gear after an emergency landing SCORE 31
You+have+one+job+right+now%26%238230%3B
You have one job right now… SCORE 14
Caaaaaarrrlllllll
Caaaaaarrrlllllll SCORE 23
Rushing+a+massive+load+of+thoughts+and+prayers+to+the+local+hospital%26%238230%3B
Rushing a massive load of thoughts and prayers to the local hospital… SCORE 20
Bring+Borders+Back%21
Bring Borders Back! SCORE 33
Seems+like+a+plan%2C+at+least.
Seems like a plan, at least. SCORE 21
Decisions+are+hard%26%238230%3B
Decisions are hard… SCORE 25
Come+bac+%3A%28
Come bac :( SCORE 26
I+made+a+huge+mistake%26%238230%3B
I made a huge mistake… SCORE 17
When+the+US+government+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+our+backs%2C+our+healthcare+workers+did.
When the US government didn’t have our backs, our healthcare workers did. SCORE 41
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+bold+move%26%238230%3B
It’s a bold move… SCORE 20
Truckers+gonna+truck.
Truckers gonna truck. SCORE 28
What+happens+in+quarantine+stays+in+quarantine.
What happens in quarantine stays in quarantine. SCORE 37
WW2+Vet+is+ready+to+roll.
WW2 Vet is ready to roll. SCORE 33
Emails+are+hard.
Emails are hard. SCORE 62
We+could+have+learn+the+ways+long+ago%26%238230%3B
We could have learn the ways long ago… SCORE 46
We%26%238217%3Bll+call+it%2C+the+zoomies.
We’ll call it, the zoomies. SCORE 43
UK%2C+Manchester+student+nurse+helping+NHS+with+critical+patients+suffering+COVID+19
UK, Manchester student nurse helping NHS with critical patients suffering COVID 19 SCORE 33
Something%26%238217%3Bs+not+right+here%26%238230%3B
Something’s not right here… SCORE 22
The+puma+will+inherit+the+earth.
The puma will inherit the earth. SCORE 28
But+that%26%238217%3Bs+exactly+what+we+did%26%238230%3B
But that’s exactly what we did… SCORE 30
That%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+do+it%26%238230%3B
That’s one way to do it… SCORE 18
All+hail+the+vampire+queen.
All hail the vampire queen. SCORE 26
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Don%26%238217%3Bt+drop+me%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt+drop+me%26%238230%3B+You+dropped+me.
Don’t drop me, don’t drop me… You dropped me. SCORE 13
%2Aseductively+grabs+milk+carton%2A
*seductively grabs milk carton* SCORE 142
This+Guy%26%238217%3Bs+Life+Is+Definitely+More+Interesting+Than+Mine
This Guy’s Life Is Definitely More Interesting Than Mine SCORE 166
happy+Finals+week
happy Finals week SCORE 13
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How to turn a waiter into an Atheist SCORE 130
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Delete it if you see it SCORE 145
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