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When+the+Thanksgiving+meal+is+over.
OK+so+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+wear+the+pants%26%238230%3B
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 24
Is+father+going+to+bury+me+in+the+garden%26%238230%3B%3F
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
I+am+mostly+broken%26%238230%3B
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
The+contrast+is+palpable.
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Entitlement+comes+easy%21
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 38
Crikey%2C+m8%26%238230%3B
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
I+wonder+if+they+gave+their+two+weeks%26%238230%3B
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 24
Yeah+we+can+play+this+game%26%238230%3B
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
%26%238230%3Bof+course+they+drive+a+Ford.
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Light+it+up+baby%21
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Sir%2C+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Look+at+you+and+your+wisdom+teeth%26%238230%3B
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 31
Tom+cruise+is+an+inspiration.
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 33
Step+up+your+game%2C+IHOP.
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 34
A+wordsmith%2C+really.
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 36
Hello+fren.
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Yeah+I+could+go+for+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Just+older+brother+things%26%238230%3B
Just older brother things… SCORE 22
For+thine+booty%2C+muh+Lorde.
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 14
Welp%2C+off+to+save+the+world%21
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+sea+turtles%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
This+guy+gets+ladies%26%238230%3B
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
You+gonna+die+clown%21
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+do+that+to+the+doge%2C+lady.
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
What+a+dream+job%26%238230%3B
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Why+you+wakin%26%238217%3B+me+up%26%238230%3B
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
In+other+news%2C+cats+climb+irreverently.
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
You+is+beautiful%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+baby.
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Spot+on%2C+though.
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
You+are+pure+comedy%26%238230%3B+to+someone.
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Take+care+the+single+ladies.
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 36
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