be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
memorable first customer SCORE 17
we dare you SCORE 10
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
yes they are SCORE 7
cramps SCORE 10
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
mooooo SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
slap them SCORE 12
onward, steed! SCORE 14
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
it’s perfect SCORE 21
is this satire? SCORE 14
accidental beauty SCORE 31
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
a very small dog SCORE 15
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25