The life of a book. SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Mama no. SCORE 51
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
+ cry. SCORE 118
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I GUESS SCORE 45
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
