Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Leafy greens? SCORE 86
This January. SCORE 265
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
No ink? SCORE 139
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
I need this. SCORE 174
Poor Mitt. SCORE 91
Accurate. SCORE 170
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
How to steal an old person. SCORE 198
In case of love. SCORE 120
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
A multi-tool case for your iPhone. SCORE 245
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 129
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 137
Askhole. SCORE 101
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
Sad. SCORE 213
