Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
*spits venom* SCORE 37
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
I earned this… SCORE 47
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
*risky click* SCORE 32
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44