Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
You’re not a true fan SCORE 81
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Full time savage SCORE 70
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 93
Thanks? SCORE 66
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Johns Hopkins Gives Honorary Master’s Degree SCORE 108
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Multiverse theory SCORE 109
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
A damn fool SCORE 65
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Speed bumps ahead… SCORE 102
Outscream the cicadas SCORE 130
RIP Eddy SCORE 15
Don’t come over unless you’re into raves or seizures SCORE 142
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Pakalu Papito SCORE 95
What Hillary vs Donald looks like SCORE 31
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
Admiration SCORE 80
BBC are great with titles. SCORE 94
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 58
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 47
The most metal kid ever SCORE 88
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
The sorcerer’s stone SCORE 155
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
