How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
Aawooof! SCORE 35
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Light it up baby! SCORE 25