Blankets. SCORE 153
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Pun! SCORE 198
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
Pun! SCORE 140
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Game over. SCORE 15
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Seriously. SCORE 214
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
It has begun… SCORE 95
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
totally! SCORE 210
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0