
Colbert is hot. SCORE 130

Bush Viper SCORE 121

How often these words appears in HP and the Philosopher’s Stone… SCORE 134

Hover cat take off. SCORE 110

Deep dark fears. SCORE 10

After the holidays… SCORE 104

Confusing smoke signals. SCORE 9

Jennifer logic. SCORE 149

Disney worlds. I want to go to there! SCORE 20

How to trap a hipster. SCORE 6

Sometimes this is how our conversation goes SCORE 9

I Find Your Lack Of BASS Disturbing: Death Star Bluetooth Speaker SCORE 15

Volume two is coming out soon. SCORE 8

Waiter vs amount of liquid in your glass. SCORE 101

Sean Bean, RIP. SCORE 8

Grumpy goldfish SCORE 12

Groupon has a weird sense of humor…. SCORE -2

Cat training: How to ruin Christmas. SCORE 9

Pooh Bear gets it. SCORE 129

Feeling ugly? SCORE 6

Momster. SCORE 9

Going to your friend’s house. SCORE 124

Harry Potter sings Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” SCORE 3

I agree. SCORE 13

There are Two Kinds of People SCORE 134

Passive-agressive hippie. SCORE 10

It must be a ghost! SCORE 154

Disney characters in Hogwarts. SCORE 115

Animal cookies. SCORE 151

An anthology of mythical creatures. SCORE 119

Murica. SCORE 160

Do it for the children. SCORE 10