People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
Attempted noms. SCORE 147
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Sad. SCORE 213
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
No ink? SCORE 139
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Shield activated! SCORE 107
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Askhole. SCORE 101
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
In case of love. SCORE 120
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Accurate. SCORE 169
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
I need this. SCORE 174
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
