
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24

The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26

Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 13

I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22

The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24

Guess I’ll die SCORE 20

This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33

Landlords these days… SCORE 10

Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19

aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17

Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33

Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46

A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27

I are helpful SCORE 26

Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13

Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28

This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29

quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26

The dollars must flow. SCORE 24

Beware the sopa. SCORE 35

Money well spent. SCORE 28

Do your part. SCORE 13

Protect the birbs. SCORE 29

Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18

Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18

Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 31

This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16

Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32

RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40

When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28

Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29

This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23