Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 13
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
I are helpful SCORE 26
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Money well spent. SCORE 28
Do your part. SCORE 13
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 31
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
