The life of a book. SCORE 74
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 52
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
+ cry. SCORE 119
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I GUESS SCORE 46
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
