Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Ooops? SCORE 118
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
Just let me go SCORE 49
This is adorable SCORE 135
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
When you realize school is about to start soon SCORE 68
The truth hurts SCORE 40
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 132
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
