What “meow” means. SCORE 300
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Every time. SCORE 135
Know the difference. SCORE 193
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
Glam rock. SCORE 157
A dogs life. SCORE 133
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 194
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 145
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Conundrum. SCORE 209
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 256
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 327
WUT? SCORE 268
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 308
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Every day. SCORE 212
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
