Because Reasons SCORE 224
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I yawned! SCORE 10
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Word! SCORE 19
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Truth. SCORE 182
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
BROFIST SCORE -3
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
