Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Good advice. SCORE 13
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Spin kick against arcade punching machine SCORE -6
Time. SCORE 133
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
This and that SCORE 11
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 13
A Mexican magician. SCORE 203
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Dat feel. SCORE 156
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
When you see it. SCORE 5
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
Parroting done right. SCORE 139
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Anyone else? SCORE 144
