The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Problem solved SCORE 34
The original is still the king SCORE 40
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Nailed it SCORE 11
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Awkward SCORE 69
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Oh my SCORE 29
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Needs more white SCORE 23
Jinkies! SCORE 63
For me? SCORE 45
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Call 911 SCORE 18
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 73
